After making all the floating shelves float,
(I don’t want to brag, or gloat),
I found that I had bought too many,
and the drive back to Ikea won’t save me any
moments or money. So I’d prefer to send
them on their way. I recommend
them, if a tchotchke display is your wish.
For me to keep them, would just be shelfish.
Two 43″ white shelves, still in the plastic: https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/lack-wall-shelf-white-90282180/
Willing to sell, or trade for a foreman grill, or a kayak, or for a poem and a good story about how they will be used.